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		<title>The Grandmother of all Blonde Jokes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chinese numerology and Feng Shui for 2011</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Interesting! Chinese numerology and Feng Shui for 2011 This year we are going to experience four unusual dates: 1/1/11 , 1/11/11 , 11/1/11 , 11/11/11 , and that&#8217;s not all; Take the last two digits of the year you were born and the age you will be this year and the result will add up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Pig&#8217;s Orgasm lasts 30 Minutes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A pig&#8217;s orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I&#8217;m still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male&#8217;s head off. (Honey, I&#8217;m home [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Death of Common Sense</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: &#8211; Knowing when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>545 vs. 300,000,000 People &#8211; By  Charlie Reese</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Charlie Reese is a former columnist of the Orlando Sentinel Newspaper. He has been a journalist for 49 years. This is HIS LAST COLUMN. This is about as clear and easy to understand as it can be. The article below is completely neutral, neither anti-republican or democrat. Charlie has hit the nail directly on the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Gun Control is not Good for America</title>
		<description><![CDATA[True story and most people will never know it. Here’s an interesting side bar. After the Japanese decimated our fleet in Pearl Harbor Dec 7, 1941, they could have sent their troop ships and carriers directly to California to finish what they started. The prediction from our Chief of Staff was we would not be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Pastor&#8217;s Ass</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR&#8217;S ASS OUT FRONT The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When we stopped teaching grammar &#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[English Grammar: Capitalization In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I&#8217;ve noticed that more and more people who send text messages and emails have forgotten the art of capitalization. For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement. &#8220;Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Native American Code of Ethics</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. Rise with the sun to pray. Pray alone. Pray often. The Great Spirit will listen, if you only speak. 2. Be tolerant of those who are lost on their path. Ignorance, conceit, anger, jealousy and greed stem from a lost soul. Pray that they will find guidance. 3. Search for yourself, by yourself. Do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nymphomaniac Convention</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat .. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.. Eager to strike up a conversation he [...]]]></description>
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